There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

You might not even know.

20 years old me: This is rigged! There is no way a freaking Kia would be faster, I’m getting a Mustang GT no matter what!

Thanks. If she helped me clean the rear window in my car, I could finally say I had a model in my bed.

Just finished my build last month: what this project might have looked like 20 years ago. Still gotta get those lawnmowers though.

1) in·fla·tion -a general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing value of money

But the price for those (now domestic) goods goes up, because they’re still more expensive to produce here. Since the manufacturing capacity doesn’t already exist here, demand outstrips supply, and the prices climb even more. Money doesn’t grow on trees, so people can afford less goods and the standard of living…

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

Met wife on the 3000GT forum. Now I maintain three ‘94 VR-4’s and her. Shoot me

If only she had been able to edit her actions in the way you edited your comment to seem more empathetic...

I understand the impulse, but as others have already said, she would have been fine if she had stayed in the car.

And then if any of those sensors fail, the car goes into limp mode.

Kia drivers have no Soul.

Ok. Now is the time. That terrible photo of you the one time you tried a banana hammock? Cardboard blowup just inside the open garage. Your questionable sex toy collection? Hung on a clothesline at the top of the door. Your Andy Warhol tribute art depicting HOA board members seductively devouring various meat…

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like:

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

They just released her mugshot

Lexus’ Predator face

How do you get into it?