When VTEC kicks in:

Craigslist will do this to you. Between the...

“I like the car, will you take payments?”
“Will you take 50% of what you are asking?”
“Will you trade for a not running moped?”
“I not from there, I out of town. Will give car to shipper? I’ll send check for more than asking.”
“I send money to Escrow, you give car to me.”

it…

I would think that chasing someone down would cause them to take more risks than if they weren’t being pursued. Unless you’re planning on shooting out their tires or ramming them off the road, what purpose does following them serve?

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

The gentleman in the first paragraph had 4k in hand the he used as a down payment instead of...Just buying a fucking car.

The only thing that aggravates me is that people think cases like this are a problem. Asshole spend over 20 grand on a car. He wasn’t going to lose his job if he spent half that. Fuck, he could have spent 4 grand in cash on a car, used his first couple payments to take it to a mechanic and get a once-over that…

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

There’s two possibilities here...

Maybe 6 is for regular mode, and 7 is for EPA cheating mode?

When driving home after work, I generally sit in the right hand lane near the speed limit (70mph on I75 north of Detroit) as I’m not in any real hurry and traffic is light.

“Look at this crazy markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!”

Terra/Tina has the best music theme ever! Celes is the star of Opera House, one of the best sequencies in any JRPG ever. But to be fair FFVI is a super rare example of a game that has an ensemble cast and it’s hardly possible to define a protagonist. And neither of them seem to be really able to compete with the later…

Don’t worry. Most injuries at Atlantic Terminal occur during brawls at the Chuck E. Cheese.

His LaFerrari is the colour of mom’s spaghetti, it’s serviced, paint surface so smooth and red-y, a V-12, but he keeps on forgettin’ what the weight of the right door is so now, He opens the door, but he just can’t get out, He’s chokin’, how, everybody’s jokin’ now, The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! Snap back…

There is clearly a known effective measure. It’s right in the article above. Kill them for their fur.

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this:

The Model Eh?

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?