You will never get the appreciation you deserve for Chechfilaynavkov

One year, a 94 year old relative was randomly lucid and healthy enough on Thanksgiving morning to get out of her bed at assisted living. She said she wanted a McRib. So we all stopped food prep and piled in a few cars to pick her up from assisted living and went right over. Still the best Thanksgiving meal I’ve had.

My grandfather was part of an Antifa group that swept across Europe during the 1940s. They left a lot of dead Nazis in their wake. They should be afraid..

I love that the “chopper” bikes from the early 00s have fallen flat on their face. If you were to sell that chopper in 2005, you would probably fetch around $30k for it. Now its tax return money.

Raining Bubble-Wrap

I love how the PODS livery still has blood and razor wire all over it. 

Do not lose the insurance information. You will not truly feel whiplash for days, potentially months. Keep an eye on the muscles in -front- of your neck, in addition to everything else in the area.  Headaches, too (not for cranial injury, but surrounding muscle damage / stress).

This recipe sounds like some bullshit from the Pioneer Woman. “I love to serve ranch cacio e pepe to my family after the pretend to get back from a two month long cattle drive. They really love it with my flame broiled nacho cheesier dorito lobster thermador.

UNGREYED. Now click on 30 stories!

so, can we have our beautiful 3 and 5 series station wagons back now?  with some decently fast engines too?

I remember the days when I could just identify the BMW model I was looking at by the size and number of doors. These days, it’s such a jumbled mess that I have no idea what I’m looking at. Why is the 3 series a 4 door and a 4 series is the 2 door, but there’s also a 4 series 4 door and a whole other 3 series 4 door?

Yeah, good luck with that.

Between this and the Deadmau Purrari thing, it makes me wish I was rich just so I could buy a Ferrari and troll their delicate sensibilities.

Having learned the (very) hard way...smoke gets overpowering quick. One of the most valuable lessons anybody with an interest in smoking will learn is that more is not better when it comes to smoke. Thinking of the buns alone is making my throat close up.

Are you surprised Jalopnik is actually reporting on a hugely anticipated new car reveal?

I still think the wound from the massacre is too fresh. 

I’m going to lean towards “no they didn’t”:

“To lower our lender’s risk, we had to increase customer dissatisfaction”