Heh, isn’t this what the NASCAR Truck series was supposed to be? Since they’ll run (really) short tracks... how ‘bout these guys run in late 80s Ranger and S-10 bodies?

I’ve always liked the looks of these, just wish that they were (a) actually built to 125% scale, and (b) had at least Malibu-level interior quality.  Of course, that would never have flown in the marketplace.  See “Venza, Toyota.”

I could hear the suspension creak as I read the article. It’s almost as if swaybar bushings only came as part of the Oligarch package, which nobody ever bought.

Here in Ohio, it seems that every 20-something person who 10-years-ago would be driving a Cobalt or Focus... now has a Compass.

Just a point of clarification... dough hydration is measured as the amount of water divided by the amount of flour (by weight).  So your 2 cups of water (roughly 470 grams) divided by your 6 cups flour (roughly 750 grams) will result in a 62% hydration dough.

Maybe Costco is a big St Patrick’s Day destination?  Get loaded, then sober up over cheap hotdogs?

A real heritage edition would feature a “distressed” dashboard and a 4-speed manual.

It makes sense from a social-media marketing standpoint.  Shows the sandwich innards and usually shows the serving size.  I don’t see the controversy.

Not actual food, but I like to pick up kitchen gadgets that I can’t find in the US. On my Germany trip, I came back with a Victorinox vegetable peeler that’s all-metal with a razor-like blade. Looks more like a camping device than anything you’d see at Sur La Table or WS, but it peels like nobody’s business.

I think you mis-spelled “Michael Stanley.”

Good parallel. Similar story here... I was returning a bulky/ heavy item at Home Depot and a worker who was headed to his car saw me and came over to assist me in getting it out of my car without wrecking my hatch/ bumper. Damn straight I gave him cash for the effort. The kid who is unfortunate enough to take a…

If one can’t have a MB factory team suddenly pop up beside the road to clip a new spoiler on in 5 seconds, your solution seems reasonable.

I feel your pain. All of the internet racers on Jalopnik think my 325 hp Volvo is slow. I better get something sportier like a Mazda 3.

Curb appeal, yes.  Under the hood, not so much.

I’ve gravitated toward white (was silver) as the ideal body color, but the disjointed swoops, lines, and cuts on this car call for a darker color.  

When reached for comment, Minister of Fried Nutrition Viktor Chechfilaynavkov denied knowledge, but offered Lipitor to local villagers who may have consumed the supply.

Back in my 90s Navy days, a “Gentlemen’s Club” in Newport News VA hosted a daily “Legs & Eggs” special for the 3rd-shift shipyard gang. There’s something surreal about two eggs and toast, a few beers, and entertainers at 7:00 AM.

That’s awesome.  I’d give anything to share a 7-11 hotdog with some loved-ones who are no longer of this earth.

Nice wheels, gang... straight off of a 2016 Honda Civic.

... and to think, this was 8 years too early to be named “the Lee Greenwood Corvette.”  That would have been awesome.