Oh, shit. Coaching and team management matter in the NFL?

Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, “I have a good team.” What a difference one game makes, especially when that game was Miami’s 59-10 loss to the Ravens, featuring the most points and the most yards (643) the Dolphins have given up in their history. Brian Flores on Sunday: “We’ve got problems on…

This is what happens when you take top notch talent and hand it over to a coach who hasnt ever even been a coordinator before. All because Mayfield liked him. That could easily cost them the season. He didnt look comfortable coaching at all and he had no balls to keep his team under control. 

I like to think it’s karmic retribution for when they brought in rape-enabler Art Briles as an advisor.

One more reason the NFL needs relegation. 

The Browns are a social experiment. I wish the league would let them assemble an actual Pro Bowl roster just to see the new and interesting ways they come up with to fail.

Delanie Walker is the hero in all of this

To borrow a line from Lucy of “Peanuts” fame, “Of all the Browns in the world, Cleveland is the Brownsiest”.

I’m not a Vegas guy. What’s the over/under on Beckham’s first meltdown? I doubt he makes it to Halloween.

a staggering 18 penalties for 182 yards

I remember watching that game and saying to Marino at the TV “dude just leave”.

I like to think this is karmic retribution for those ass-awful uniforms.

I’m not sure tanking is a good strategy in the NFL. Yes it is good to get that first draft pick and use it on a talented young QB but without complimentary positions it’s not going to do much. I don’t think you can stockpile enough draft picks to have them at every key position which the dolphins appear to be clearing…

I thought Johnny Football scrambled pretty well, but Hue’s coaching just wasn’t up to snuff.   Wait, what’s that???

You are missing the point. The ownership, front office, and coaches want them to lose. That is a very unhealthy work environment.

I want Mercury Morris to funnel Mad Dog 20/20 when they go 0-16.

Shut the fuck up, Flores.

See, the whole tanking thing always gives me a chuckle, and I remember how the Lions were not tanking when they went 0-16. They were just incompetent at coaching and had no QBs or luck.

As I Giants fan, I envy the Dolphins for being a team that knows they’re tanking.

Please, please, please NFL: Flex the Pats-Dolphins game to the Sunday night slot. The whole country really needs to laugh right now.

And “taking the Browns to the Super Bowl” once again returns to its traditional meaning.