I’ll thank you to refer to that man by his proper name of “Handjob Bob” or “Bobby Two Strokes” in the future please.

Oh God, I didn’t even realize that this is almost certain to happen. Of course it has to be the Skins, like where else could it be.

Damn. We were within 2 days of seeing “The Last Boy Scout” opening sequence in real life.

we don’t get to see his brilliance

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

I don’t understand why you act like the Raiders have somehow treated Antonio Brown underhandedly. They wanted to give him the money to play for them. He did everything he could to torpedo that. The fact that he isn’t getting the $30,000,000 is on him. He has no one to blame but himself.

You are correct that they contained Mack, but you have to also consider that that opened up opportunities for other players on the Bears D. They still got 5 sacks as a unit and Rodgers was under a lot of pressure all night. Mack didn’t put up super star numbers but the Packers focusing on him created chances for…

Yeah, Adrian Amos was a Bears safety for a long time. Nagy should have to answer why, in a critical moment of the game, he called a play that Amos could know just by pre-snap formation. CALL SOMETHING NEW. Also, said play involves throwing it right to Amos’ area on the field. TRUE GENIUS.

When the game was 7-3 in the first half, they had a chance at a long field goal (50 or 51 yards) to make it a one score game and Nagy then decided to go for it on fourth down and failed. That was the moment where I said “this team is in trouble because Nagy is still afraid to kick field goals”

Everyone picked the Bears...except Mike Tirico, and that was out of pity.

Because his gimmicky shit is fun for highlights and he’s fool’s gold.

I think now I know why they were making such a big deal out of the kicking situation ever since the loss to Philly, take away as much attention as possible on how bad Mitch really is.  Hes fucking awful.

I cannot fathom how pissed I’d be if I traded up for Trubisky when the current best player in the NFL was available. How would you ever mentally recover?

This isn’t true, you can go back and look at the si rankings and see Mitch in 4th.

I’m a 6'3 225 immobile white guy with a bad haircut and despite never having played a down of football I’m confident there’s a GM who’d take a flyer on me.

Remember when they traded up to get him.

ahead of Mahomes
and Watson.

And he kisses titties 

Having your highly touted rookie, WHO LOOKED GREAT WHEN GIVEN THE BALL, touch the ball only 7 times?  I thought Nagy was some sort of genius?  That was Adam Gase level head-in-assery tonight.

This is exactly what I was afraid of after the double-doink happened: Nagy had a scapegoat to distract from his horrible offensive play-calling in the divisional round that necessitated a game-winning FG to begin with, and that he wouldn’t learn anything because he could just blame Parkey. And he hasn’t learned a…

Bob Kraft’s lobotomy clinic will handle AB’s “problems”.  

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers