Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

What does that have to do with anything? It’s almost as if you think that seriously threatening to kill someone in a domestic argument is alright in certain circumstances. It is not. And actually if what you are asserting is the case, then Cousins has a pattern of behavior that needs to be documented and brought to…

So you know nothing about his personal life (and presumably hers) but you jumped to conclusion that she set him up and pushed his buttons? Anyway, the post that you're commenting on does contain part of a court document in which she alleges that he has choked her in the past. 

Or perhaps he has a history of making violent threats toward her — and following through on them, as she alleges — you weirdo.

This was already the case before this story came out, Cousins ain’t playing again in this league.

For the love of God people, WRAP THAT SHIT UP.

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

Three Super Bowls in 10 seasons (with three different QBs!) at a time when the NFC East was a phenomenal division (except for the Cardinals) is an incredible feat. And, yeah, 1992 was a long time ago. But you’d still have to double the length of that journey and add another eight years to get to the Lions’ little pit…

Bit of trivia -- William Clay Ford had Don Shula as his DC but let him go to the Colts where he started his Hall of Fame run as head coach.

The odd thing is that there really haven’t been all that many Lions coaches since the end of the 50's. 18 from 1957 through today. For context the nu-Browns are already on their 11th since crawling out of that Pet Sematary in 1999, proving yet again that sometimes dead is better. 

“The Lions won the NFL championship three times between 1952 and 1957. Since then, 18 head coaches have guided them into this never-ending pit of despair.”

The fact that the NFL has made itself into a weekly orgy of vaguely fashy American nationalism can only hurt the popularity of the sport outside the US.

Too not white for that.

I have a feeling he just wants away from Indy. I don’t think he trusts their medical staff. It’s similar to the Trent Williams situation in Washington. I could see Andrew Luck un-retiring in a year or two and playing for someone else

He’s always been rich, so he never had to do this in the first place. Now he’s even more rich and still sees TB in his conference and now PM on the rise. Basically he said fuck this. 

It always strikes me as strange when you learn a thoughtful and educated guy plays American football. Like, why? You’d think they’d know better.

He’s only 29, which means he’ll be good and ready to sign with the Patriots after Brady is done. The Patriots can surround him with a real team.

If Irsay had really cared about him, they might have drafted some offensive linemen in the past 8 years.

It sucks for his teammates and for the fans (and for Irsay, but who gives a fuck about him), but good for Luck. Enjoy the rest of your life, young man.