This comment isn’t funny, clever or enlightening. I think you meant to comment on this site: www.barstool.com. 

what the fuck does this have to do with Demarcus Cousins?

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

Keep it in-house, Kenny, because domestic disagreements are only trouble in the NFL if there’s evidence.

Flores was a Patriot for 15 years. Of course he’d say something like this.

Yeah, this will work out great for the Jets - having a head coach who needs a hit from smelling salts to wake himself up at game time. He’ll definitely be an asset on the sidelines.

“People think I look like a fiending, crazy-eyed, junior executive, clone of Putin. How can I change that image?”

Rex used to huff pantyhose ,so no biggie.

One of our college coaches played in the late-80s NFL. Said he tried smelling salts, but they didn't work as well as cocaine. He and his teammates would routinely visit the locker room for bumps. Made All-Pro twice.

Please....he’s in NY now - that’s cocaine.

How are we sure these are smelling salts and not coke?

My whole thing is, *what the hell are they expecting to find at 1am*? I can barely find my bed at 1am. They’re literally killing themselves look for an microscopic advantage that doesn’t exist, probably.

Everybody knows people who won’t shut the fuck up about how much time they put into work, don’t sleep, etc.  They’re never actually better at their jobs.

Yeah. The fact that this is treated as anything other than psychotic, selfish, insane behavior is nuts.

The only thing worse than a shitty retread football coach is a shitty retread football coach with a litany of batshit, self-detrimental habits that purportedly underscore their commitment to their craft.

Also that knot is way too big. What a goober.

Fueled by five or six 20-ounce cups a day from the Kuerig coffee maker that is an arm’s length from his desk,

Adam Gase makes me think of what would happen if Chad Pennington had become a serial killer.

The story about his wife might have made him one of my most-disliked coaches in the league. Help your wife out you fucking asshole! The Dolphins/Jets are perfectly capable of losing on their own, thank you very much.

Christ, all this and he is objectively bad at his job.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison