Or, if you can't be bothered to code - [muse.adobe.com]

Can we call it wankergate?

Slightly underpaid, but you work from home, get a nice phone, live in a nice place and are generally happy vs Double Salary, but working in an office, and moving house? No way. Stay slightly underpaid.

I'd better leave then.

Well I use a Kodak, so my ink costs are quite cheap anyways (£7 black, £13 colour), but I'll be sure to give this a try.

Really? I get through security at Heathrow in about 5 mins. Whenever I fly.

It's also appropriate that the first chief of MI6 (when they tried that) was called Mansfield Cumming.

Personally, I'm a fan of Spotify. You get the option to stream a song, or download it. And when you stream, it's instant. Like, it feels like it's on your hard drive (or SSD). And that's why I prefer spotify. Also, if you can put up with ads, it's free!

I know how you feel. Here in the UK, we have a wonderful thing called the NHS!

So... Not like this then.

I've got a question. iPhone 4S. Awesome phone, plagued with battery problems... Buy or not?

What about Perian?

When you want to be able to drive in California for 6 months without a licence plate, just like Steve Jobs did... Did nobody see that one?

Damn it! Can't spot my Apple Store!

None, seeing as I'm 13 and haven't read it yet.

That's nothing. A* questions in year 9.

But this is Lifehacker...

Well played.

Or, you know, get a Mac... Just kidding. Spend a bit more on an Asus. It's worth it.

Does this mean we can get a GLaDOS voice for Siri?