Down with sugar grits! Up with many corn tacos! Flour torts too :-) Bacon, butter only. Minimalist Best. Cheese/scrambled eggs too too. Long Live Maza!!*

Yeah, just imagine if AOC actually did denounce the woman like Republicans said she should have. They would be screaming now about how she took the bait, this just goes to show how much of a dumb bitch she is, etc. etc.

Jeffress has called “Never Trump” Christians “absolutely spineless morons” and compared them to the German Christians in the 1930s who did not try to stop the Nazis.

And because he acts like it’s no big deal his innoculates his sycophantic followers from how illegal it is to blackmail foreign nations by withholding federal aid.

Fair enough. I’ll give you the rabbit hole of:

So the moral of the story is Pete Davidson was right?

Fuck him.

Thank goodness we’re rid of weak Obama and his endless Apology Tours and complete abdication of American Sovereignty. It’s awesome to have a Strong, America-First President who is, uh, just waiting to be told how to proceed and whom to attack by another country.

“WE HAVE TRIED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM AND WE ARE ALL OUT OF IDEAS!”

Couldn’t find a good guy with a gun in Midland-Odessa?

Yeah, I think he misinterpreted what he was told at the last staff meeting Putin called.

I love how the whole crux of it is that you can’t have homeless people cluttering up the cities making them look bad for when bigwigs go through. Not because it’s a humanitarian crisis, not because the homeless are the living embodiment of capitalism run amok. Nope. Because they offend the wealthy.

Yeah no doubt. How does none of this set any precedence? Answer = the amount of $$ in your bank account. 

Losing a parent is awful but not unusual. Every person goes through it and manages not to make the process all about themselves. I’d have much more sympathy if Meghan hadn’t name-dropped her dad countless times before and after he died. She’s not mentioning him repeatedly because she’s in mourning, she’s name-checking…

This woman is clearly very economically anxious.  

People dying committing a misdemeanor (crossing the border): Fine