This taught me everything I needed to know about Wisconsin:

Here come the O’s with just enough good play to make sure they are not going to make any real change to the roster for the long haul. Then back to being shitty after the trade deadline. Book it.

“Honey what’s more appropriate for church — my Team Realtree vest or my Remington vest?”

His name ain’t Needcardio.

The sequel has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

I can’t wait for the Jets to sign him to a monster deal and then watch him fail because he’s in our jersey.

If only the scent of a woman had any power over Jerry Sandusky.

on the bright side, we should all be dead by then

...excuse me I have to leave the store...

In fairness, this absolutely did not happen.

Counterpoint: Sandwich Jane is entirely fictional. She is clearly a straw poor. This is a nice attempt at the “Some of my best friends are poors” privilege defense, but its fatal flaw is that everyone knows David Brooks doesn’t have any friends.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Good ‘ol Ed Norris. Corrupt even by Baltimore City standards. I’m impressed he’s still working in sports-talk; when I used to listen it seemed like virtually every subject eventually devolved into a diatribe about how the feds railroaded him (they didn’t.)

There’s a former city and state police chief here. He used his expense accounts to cover extramarital encounters, steak dinners, outings. He pleaded to corruption. Now he’s in sports talk. So it can be done.

So how long does that dopamine rush from posting your moral superiority last for you?

I think my favorite boardwalk tee, and this might’ve been in the Delaware beach area or maybe OC, Maryland, is:

America November 2016: Hold my beer

I find this promotion strange. Wasn’t the whole point of building that new stadium so white people can run away from non-white people?