Must be visiting BYU

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

I know I’ll get some hate for it, but I’m going to defend Ross again. He’s really not as bad as people say. Sure, he can be annoying at times, and he’s a little quirky. But his physical comedy is unmatched. After the initial mopey stage he really turned it around and I started rooting for him. And he ended up with…

I would watch every Jaguars game if she was the color commentator.

If a WYTS Jaguars’ edition ever goes by and I don’t post this, assume I’m dead:

Real heads know Reese’s Easter eggs have the perfect peanut butter to chocolate ratio.

I grew up in Erie, and my father has been an executive board member at UE 506 for a long time. Before the strike stuff hit, I similarly worried about what impact Bernie would have on a crowded primary. But now I say, fuck it. This dude really gives a shit about something that really matters. Wabtec can absolutely make…

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

You think Don Cherry would wear something that has only two colours and no patterns?

I WAS ASSURED THERE WOULDN’T BE MATH

I know I guy from Conshohocken who plays bass in Ambiently Pennsylvanian.

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

People don’t realize if you put a hockey puck in his mouth and crank his arm, you get a flattened souvenir token that pops out of his horse’s ass

+1 hilariously nightmarish statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest.

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

I mean, we have literal evidence that Snyder can’t see the forest for the trees. 

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

Vote with your head or vote with your heart, either way you know your vote belongs to Snyder