No matter how fun they are to watch, nobody wants another reason for Bill Simmons to cream his jeans about how great a Sports town Bahston is.

Looks like his pun game is as handicapped as his acting career was.

Carrying the weight of the Cowboys finally caught up to the old dog.

Ahhh Internet shit flinging. The Real American Past-time!

Not to worry. It’s all a part of his pivot!

Which everyone knows he’s the best at pivoting, it’s what people are saying, no one is better especially not CROOKED SHILLARY!

Cuts to commercial as Merril eats his 50th painkiller of the day.

This take is almost hot enough to toast your unfrosted, un-godly PopTarts.

The number of QBs I’ve tried to convince myself would be good (FUCK YOU BROOKS BOLLINGER AND KELLEN CLEMENS!) makes me sick.

The Olympics is where you make it or break it.

Not that Trump would know. He prefers Well-Done.

As if Gawker can afford to pay anyone besides the Hulkster at the moment.

He looks really tired.

Tomorrow’s news: Geno Smith out 6-8 weeks with a Broken Heart & Ego.

4 Also ascended due to Presidential Death: Fillmore, Tyler, Coolidge, and Truman.

It’s okay Bear. We all are still looking for that extra Cheesy Poof at the end of the bag.

I’m amazed they care unless it’s one of the two PSU Satellites up here. I haven’t seen the same level of group think as there is in “Happy Valley”.

Does anyone on here have a Firestick already? If so, can I use it to connect my laptop to my Television so I can remove Comcast from my money teet?

Does anyone on here have a Firestick already? If so, can I use it to connect my laptop to my Television so I can…

At 1:37-8 The ethnic asian/polynesian looking guy with a buzz cut in the Marty McFly vest changes into a white guy with a mop cut.