We now know he was always crazy. Those should say “Bought it before he opened his mouth.”

It will do wonders, but not in the way you expect.

Elon seems don’t understand that free speech does not mean free of consequences

I understand why non-Americans misunderstand the 1st Amendment, but Elon’s been here long enough that he should know 1A only limits the government’s ability to punish you for speech (with some significant caveats), not everyone else’s ability to ignore/boycott/protest his dumbassery. His inability to grasp the nuances…

In other news people still learning free speech isnt a comprehensive protection / license to say dumb shit constantly. 

In other news, Elon “Free Speech” Musk is shocked to discover things you’re free to say still have consequences. 

It’s about total cost of ownership. Those cars will get sold eventually. Constant price cuts on new cars undercuts the value of the ones purchased earlier at higher prices.

The cognitive dissonance on display with that “you can’t not-advertise on my platform” lawsuit from a “free speech absolutist” is truly breathtaking.

Elon’s support of Donald The Felon causing Tesla sales to tank.... Yes Virginia, schadenfreude is the best emotion.

I think they’re saying that they’re not going to buy them now because they might be selling for cheaper later, due to the douche’s unpredictability.

1st Gear: Good. 

I will not be surprised when Musk starts suing people that canceled their orders because it violates his free speech rights to support an orange asshole.

Not before charging them $40 to park there and laughing even more.

Everything about Trump is one giant grift, so Trumpers grifting Trumpers is just a natural part of the life cycle.

Or some cashier kept saying they could and then laughed as they all got towed away.

It was almost certainly some other MAGA drone who assumed he could park there and told others. The herd instinct with that crowd is very strong. 

The “cattle call” seating is the #1 reason I avoid Southwest unless I have no choice. I like the airline otherwise, but I absolutely hate playing the seating game and having to race everyone else to check in exactly 24 hours before. Once they make this transition, I will happily return. 

I like watching Everything Auto videos on Youtube, good, professional, honest tow company. Absolutely everyone he tows that is illegally parked claims someone told them they could park there.  I don’t believe for a second that Dunkin gave up their parking lot to let a bunch of MAGAts prevent customers from visiting…

Good. Fuck em.

Hurray! I can finally reserve the Pilot’s seat!