Take it out of Police Pension funds. “Sorry, Officer Figpucker, but that guy you covered for a dozen times finally getting caught means no pension payout this year”, that’ll bring down that blue wall faster than you can say “Police Collusion”. ‘Cause that is the real problem, it isn’t just that individual “bad” cops…

Ah, but if that balrog had some lithium, perhaps his mood wouldn’t have been swinging so wildly?

You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm.

It’s because that super volcano is now under Yellowstone

Perhaps this is an industry (one among many) that should pay the Federal government a per train/per mile of track fee to cover the expense of the Federal government employing Federal train inspectors?

Anti-government conservatives have successfully pushed for industry self regulation for decades and so we get what we get.

He should also sue the DMV for giving him a license. 

The first oceangoing steamships were either sailing ships with a steam engine and paddle wheels installed afterwards, or even when they were designed as steamships from the keel up, they still had full sail rigging. They were built as combo sail/steam ships for several decades until the late 1800s before they ditched…

“Make X industry more costly” is indeed the bottom line for a lot of environmentally-motivated incentives, but if you ask the average person “Do you want food/electricity/goods” to be more expensive they’re usually going to say no.

Idiot plans to sue city for allowing his dumb ass on their roads.

Why not stick to the standard? How fast can it complete the Kessel Run?

Quick Google search shows bunker fuel at around $700/ton.

How many hectares can it go on a single tank of heavy oil?

With the sails installed, the Pyxis Ocean’s voyage from China to Brazil is predicted to take six weeks. On a traditional voyage powered by fuel alone, the same journey can take anywhere between 20 and 40 days to compete.

move to other parts of the organization

Lightning rod charger may cause time-travel side effects in some cars, consult your mad scientist.

“Texas State Governor Greg Abbott recently signed a house bill into law, banning paper plates in the state and mandating metal tags effective in 2025.”

Yikes.  All that for 5 grand?

I remember when I first moved to Houston, I constantly saw people with temp tags like that. I initially thought it was weird how I saw a “recently purchased” car almost every day. The local paper has had multiple stories on this for almost a year now, so it makes a lot more sense that there are just many 1000s of fake…