“Honey I Sold the Kids" coming to a theater near you Real Soon Now.

What do you do when they kick back?

If it's getting no love, no attention, no consideration, it's being horded.

What's probably worse is knowing it's true, and wondering if it's basically all over.

You want the return of the Yugo?

Dealership sales model, maybe?

I’m sorry sir, but I’m not David Tracy

You paid too much.  They should have paid you to haul it away.

The benefit of owning one is that you're inside it, so you don't have to look at it 

Dmn straight!  We're short-bus special.  Look at the WH.

Not enough redundancy, then.

You need better hardware.  But that costs money.  Whether it costs more money than not having the video, I can't tell you.

Looks like it's still on the continental shelf.  So either that's not right, or it's not at anything like 15,000ft.

Doesn't work.  Sanza was also there, and saw his head on a spike.  He is dead beyond doubt.

The worst I had was a 1991 Chevette.  Horrid.

I figured it meant "joke".

Leather conditioner!  Dang, why have I never thought of that??  I had my sunburned car repainted a few years ago, but I never figured out how to keep the seating going.

At least in the US, most people are just good enough at driving to perform their commute most of the time.

Let’s see if I understand. This car was built to be unrepairable?

Car-nage?