Linux is next for me if I can figure out how to get commercial quality software for it 

Bean counters.

He's an oxygen addict who needs an intervention.

He's an oxygen addict who needs an intervention.

Priorities!  For me, pizza comes before cars, but I'm not a real Jalopnik.

Is that Number Six?

It seats about 20, so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

Picture for the definition of "land yacht".

He likely understands how they work, but not necessarily how they are used.  Which also fits what you're saying.

Didn't the article say it went up in flames?  Became a carbque?

We knew the quality of the cars involved?

No no no.  Http://willitshred.com 'cause you're thinking too small.

The Aztec reborn?

What happens if those wheels encounter some rubber?  Do they inflate?

I’m going to have to do that on my next car due to peripheral neuropathy.  :-(

That's something I forgot about on my Zephyr.  Never even considered doing it myself.

Had the Zephyr from 1983 to 1987, and the RSX from 2003 to present.

I learned most of what I know about cars on a 1980 Mercury Zephyr.  The one time I changed my own oil, what it is to lose the power steering, to lose the radiator, to lose the head gasket, to have the cat catch fire, to lose three of the fenders (on different occasions), to drive RWD in a Massachusetts winter, that…

I wouldn't live in New York, anywhere in the state, on a bet.

After looking at a Sunfire, I said to my Dad that I felt bad for the sales dude.