No no no.  Http://willitshred.com 'cause you're thinking too small.

The Aztec reborn?

What happens if those wheels encounter some rubber?  Do they inflate?

I’m going to have to do that on my next car due to peripheral neuropathy.  :-(

That's something I forgot about on my Zephyr.  Never even considered doing it myself.

Had the Zephyr from 1983 to 1987, and the RSX from 2003 to present.

I learned most of what I know about cars on a 1980 Mercury Zephyr.  The one time I changed my own oil, what it is to lose the power steering, to lose the radiator, to lose the head gasket, to have the cat catch fire, to lose three of the fenders (on different occasions), to drive RWD in a Massachusetts winter, that…

I wouldn't live in New York, anywhere in the state, on a bet.

After looking at a Sunfire, I said to my Dad that I felt bad for the sales dude.

I like those tires too.

You are AWFUL! And I love it.

I don’t know if you’re crapping on this car because you don’t like it or because you need to churn out a certain number of publishable words to keep your job, but I’ll assume you really don’t like this car.

Or.

Always know where your dildo is? I don't think it's quite the same as a towel.

Wouldn’t work for me.  I live in an apartment.  I can imagine getting a regular hybrid, but not anything that I have to plug in.  There are very few plugs in the asphalt here.

What is the purpose of pain? It stops us from doing things that are dangerous.  A Droid that avoids situations which will damage it would be more useful than a Droid which would try to do something in a way which would prevent it from doing its job.

Maybe.  Maybe we're each Musk in turn.

I got one of those in my leg.  It's also still there, and I'm 53.

I just went to wsj.com and read the original article, but then I'm a wsj.com subscriber.  The copyright issue is between Jalopnic and WSJ.  If necessary, let them discuss it.

Acura-te, you mean?