the state where I live puts the number of abortions a woman has had on her children’s birth certificate.

It’s funny how abortion is such a dirty little secret. I had one over 20 years ago, and I’ve never told anyone. I guess I’m afraid of being judged, or having someone scream at me about “killing my baby.” I’ve never had children, either, so I feel like people might be extra judge-y for some reason.

Welp Jezzies, I got dumped yesterday. I’m bummed. We were only seeing each other for a couple months, but I feel that I invested an immense amount of emotional energy into this relationship. When we met he was starting a new job and I really supported and encouraged him. And I was happy to do that! I am starting a new…

I think that three legged doggie could start for the Browns.

“I think that’s going to be very challenging. Does 3 Doors Down do comedy? I don’t know, maybe they do.”

Anyone else crying yet? I’m so fucking angry, and not a peep out of my country’s shitty unelected prime minister.

So now we have Senators pushing drugs on the Senate floor? Isn’t it illegal to give narcotics to someone without a Rx?

One valium per person is the new ACA replacement plan, that and one vile of cyanide.

This whole film seems like a practical joke played by a sociopath. There’s an entire website devoted to knowing if the dog dies in any given film- a movie where the same dog dies over and over and over again sound like something only a small fraction of people would be able to stomach, let alone find entertaining.