Taco trucks on every corner!

Seriously, Michelle is the classiest, most dignified, most beautiful, and quite probably the most intelligent (I dunno between her and Clinton) First Lady of my lifetime. The Trumps are the trashiest pieces of garbage the White House has ever seen.

And wear YUGE oversized ponchos so Orange Cheeto is denied even the tiniest glimpse of skin.

Pretty sure Melania sold her soul, and her dignity, in the devil’s bargain of marriage to Drumpf.

Classy, beautiful and dignified are all code for white, white and white. The funny thing is Melania can’t be bothered with any of these people and would rather divorce Donald than move into the White House and have to do the duties of the First Lady. Can you imagine her in West Virginia shaking hands with these people…

ESPECIALLY when compared to Michelle Obama! Our current FLOTUS exudes genuine grace and compassion. Melania looks like the kind of person who tries to get the coat check person at a country club fired for “taking too long”.

Good. Actions have consequences.

I love the Rockettes, but they belong on the stage at the Music Hall. This just seems cheesy and crass.

Release the damn tapes before January 20 or hush, child.

And I still have to wrap presents because I blew that off, too! Dammit.

I am hating the holidays this year.