Maybe he’s a Butt-man...

I am hopelessly devoted to BERNIE!

You win the intertubes today! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Just dropped off my only child to live with her grandfather. He is 94 and she is 23. He needs a full time companion for safety and meals. And being her Grandpa, he is thrilled she’s there to stay. We live in Detroit and she is going to stay in Indiana. My husband and I will cozy up in our empty nest and enjoy some…

I have happily quit Christmas! No gift buying or receiving. I just write bigger checks to my favorite Food Bank and Animal Shelter. Feeding people and homeless pets makes me happier than getting my 3,000th coffee mug.

I’d send them a bottle of bitters....

He’ll play Mother Mary dressed as Madea...

Trying to screw over Detroit by quitting the best water system in the Midwest didn’t work out so well. Penny wise, pound foolish. Republicans won’t be happy until Michigan is the new Louisiana.

I wonder... he’s suing for defamation? Yet, he’s only going after 7 of them? Are the other cases too strong? Mr. Innocent indeed.

Every time I see one, it’s at an elderly person’s home! Of course, I can’t resist looking! Quite amazing that it’s still here in our aging population!

When I was a kid, the catalog had an odd item we couldn’t figure out. It was called ‘Marriage Comfort Pillow’. It said ‘improves marital harmony.’ Of course, it was a sex pillow, but we just were so confused by it then. And also, she had lots of pet items that were unique for the times. Peace, dear lady.

I would marry one of these trolls when pigs fly. And if I did, he’s have a date with my pillow on his face. Ha-ha. Actually, I’d Welcome him with Open Carry...

They ARE Happy!

And it’s sequel “How To Pack A Man Into A Car Trunk”.

This pie will wake up your husband from his Drunken Stupor. Easy to make... with Spry!

How very hetero-normative! Yeah! Not Gay! Carson Tested, Carson Approved!

My daughter says his ass looks “Like it was carved by sweet, sweet angels.”

Rapists never retire.

I adore gross foods from the past. In the 50’s and 60’s, there were many Jello and Loaf foods. Aspics and money saving yucky foods. who needs Crown Roast when you can have Frankfurter Roast? Better yet? It’s Weight Watchers! Noooo!!!

Adopt a stray. Don’t support breeders. And quit being a huge butthead with your soft cock and sucky demeanor. Goodbye, Felicia...