I would tell her to STFU. But that's just me. Tell her if she wants a baby so bad, go make one yourself!

Money talks , bullshit walks.

My best christmas gift? NOTHING! Gift-less christmas is the BEST. No shopping, no spending, no bad gifts. It's so great to just bake and eat goodies. Finally, a merry christmas.

This Mama just put a Sharpie beard on her vibrator. Yowza!

Does this mean I have to get rid of my "Jesus is my Personal Shopper" underwear???

I tend to only fart in public while standing next to old people. Passers-by tend to blame them, not me. Heh-Heh-Heh!

I see Snyder with his nudge-nudge, wink-wink attitude. That's how he sneaked in his Right-to-Work bill. Saying "It wasn't my priority, but since it came up...I signed it." As if it wasn't a 'real' goal of his. Can't trust him.

WHY isn't Jessica on SNL?? She would be great there too!

Super Hot, Beyonce! But Fur is just totally Last Century...

It's amazing how one loud, raging group of anti-choice people have more power than the voters themselves. Michigan has become a Republican wet-dream and a woman's nightmare. I am no longer proud of being from Michigan. Snyder is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

How about NBC do a live version of 'Bye Bye Birdie' starring Eminem? That would just be so modern. And hip. Ect,ect.

If Jesus wasn't white, how come the bible is written in English? Because AMERICA!

Gotta go. Must Google 'Food Porn'.

Worst Episode of 'The Walking Dead' EVER!

The Unitarian Universalist Church in town was so cool it let us use the church for our immersive play of Christopher Marlowe's 'Faustus'. It was amazing. And even the church organist played for the show. Mindblowing!

Don't forget to run out and get an 'Uncle Si' Duck Dynasty 'Chia-Pet' for someone you hate!

I really enjoy a good Christmas 'goose'.

Makes hospital food gourmet by comparison. My kid always brought lunch if it was anything but pizza.

Can I stuff there to make my own Talibanjo???

No worries, mate! I have back problems and need to use the handicap stall so I can use the hand rails. I have never had to wait for a handicap stall, nor has anyone come in with a wheelchair when I was there. So I feel the need for lots of room myself. Just relax and enjoy your potty-party!