I’ve been watching football religiously since I was 8. That’s forty fucking years. Thanks to ambulatory pile of racist pigshit Dave Gettleman, I’m actively trying to kick the NFL habit this year.

Consider, Phil Regan’s baseball career started before the Mets did.

Some sort of translation tool has already given us Crap Cake. I don’t care. If Kappo comes to the Garden, I am proudly Team Crap Cake.

In all fairness, he got them out of cap hell in about two years, and one of his teams went 15-1. This enabled me to be optimistic about the hire... right up until he installed a coach who wasn’t good enough for the Browns. Then it was just straight up lying to myself...until the Beckham trade.

Now? I’m gonna try not to…

Reminded of the time I was walking around on a bum leg for a week, and finally decided to go to the ER...in the Boston area during Game 1 of the 2007 ALCS. In and out in less than an hour. It was GLORIOUS!

PS It was just a bruise. I’m kind of a wuss.