The difference between this and actual racism is the fact that Black people aren't the joke, Jenna is. It's like Tropic Thunder. It's not like Al Jolson mugging the camera with red lips and shit.

That gavel shattering was the most Tim and Eric thing I've seen in a while

I had a sub that changed her name to Dr. Doctor because "The haters were disrespecting her" and then not show the fucking movie we had to write a report on so she could give out her business card

When my friends ask me about what Internet is doing, I always tell them it's a lawyer. If I keep saying it out loud maybe it'll take the hint.

"That girl said she was sixteen, but I swear to God I could tell she was twenty-two."