That is a red panda, but now I think they should be called snazzy raccoons! BTW, I had a shitty day and you made me laugh. Thank you!

Do a Google search and see if your city has Dance Dance Party Party. It's an hour of free dancing w/o men, alcohol or judgment. It's like free form aerobics.

If you don't want to use them as a reference at all and you won't put them on your resume, you could quit w/o notice. However, it's just kind of rude to do that and you can do two more weeks, right? Then you'll see the light at the end of the tunnel and you'll feel better.

Seriously, Dodai, did you expect Jillian's rules to apply to JILLIAN??

That makes sense.

Why did Valerie Harper's husband get her diagnosis first? Even if he's a doctor, isn't the patient supposed to learn first? If I were Valerie Harper, I'd have been furious that I wasn't told before my husband. If she didn't want to tell her husband herself, she could have asked the doctor to help. Seriously wonder…

Of course the diver's a guy. Any woman could tell him that if you want to get rid of an animal, don't rub it.

Well, fuck.

She should totally sue Barbie's Dream House. That's pink. She should sue my nail polish. Also pink. She should sue Pink. She's Pink.

A rich green looks good on everyone. I'm excited for this color!

50 Shades of Awkward.

Does a "booze cellphone" (see #6) drunk dial itself?

I gave my mother a kidney at the beginning of this month. Part of my donor evaluation was a mammogram. When I was called by the transplant coordinator, the last thing I expected her to say was that I needed to come back in for further testing because the mammogram found irregularities. The next day I was back at the…

Now I'm imagining Oprah pointing to individuals in her old studio audience shouting "Levi let YOU down! And Levi let YOU down! And Levi . . . . " You get the idea.

It looks like they're holding hands and sharing feet. Very tricky. Should be an Olympic sport.

How did the meat dress escape PETA's attention? Wasn't that a clue that she wasn't 100% on board?

Dress in a way that makes you comfortable. If you feel good w/your shirt tucked in and belted pants, you'll be comfortable and more confident.

Ryan Lochte's "first acting debut!" #Jno

Oops! Temporary spoiler!

Mimi's brows are total bitches. I hate them, too.