Oh! Goodness no! None of the one million moms would ever get a divorce! Not from an abusive husband, not from reality! Denial! Denial! Denial! (Please imagine June Cleaver clutching her pearls and fainting.)

Marc Maron interviewed Gallagher on his WTF? podcast and it was horrible. Gallagher is a bitter, racist, homophobic sorry excuse for a human being. He's not funny, he's just nasty. During the podcast, he couldn't stop complaining about how other comics had their own shows (sitcoms and talk shows) and he didn't. He…

After clicking on the link for the GoT casting story, I was very surprised to see how much Diana Rigg resembles Camilla Parker Bowles — unless they accidentally used a picture of Camilla.

She must be laughing at Tosh's rape jokes in that picture.

Regular babies are too much for me. I prefer decaf babies.

What is he putting in that drink at the beginning??

Did you miss reports of him dating Anne Coulter a couple of years ago (Walker, not Lauer).

If I'm not mistaken, both authors found husbands using the rules — husbands from whom they are both divorced.

How can I get that picture of Fitty and his stuffies on a t-shirt? Cafe Press?

Put a bronze glaze on his hair and he's Finnick. I've seen African Americans with reddish hair. Why not?

It's especially alarming that Seau is the 8th or 9th member of the 1994 (I believe) Superbowl winning team to die. Something is massively wrong with professional football.

Doesn't it seem like it's the celebrity last-ditch gesture before divorce?

I don't drive to the salon and I'm religious about sunscreen. The one gel manicure I had required at least a minute of UV light per coat per hand. Over time, that can add up. However, I didn't know about the LED gel manicures. I'll be on the lookout for those! Thanks.

As someone with very pale skin, the UV light frightens me. I can imagine that there will soon be a rash of women with skin cancer developing on their fingertips. I understand the allure of being able to wear dark or bright polish without your nails chipping the day after you do them or get them done, but the risks…

Why did I read this article while eating beet salad for dinner?

She was Joan of Arcadia! She was part of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants! She's engaged to David Cross! I have no idea what she's done the past 4-5 years.

She also seemed to skip any English classes. She's not upset that her words were "misconstrued," she's upset that they were construed by everyone other than the EIC of the Sophian. Please excuse my stilted grammar, I didn't take any English classes either (yay for no distribution requirements)! — Class of '91 Smith…

Is that a compliment or an insult? LOL

Good to know about the PP site quiz! I've been thinking of changing methods. Thanks!

87%??? That's more than a mandate! That's a WOMANdate! Congratulations to her and best of luck, too.