When Taylor shoves her papped shots in my face, I make a conscious effort to turn my attention to her hot bodyguards.

They are losing their shiznit over there. Tom is public enemy #1 among his former fans.

The average TV or movie watcher in the US didn’t know who he was until he hooked up with Taylor. Just look at his fandom numbers in comparison to hers — 3 mill to her 78m mill — he stands to gain a lot more from this pairing than she does.

Mainstream entertainment media wasn’t talking about him until he hooked up with Swifty. Most people in the US didn’t know who he was. His popularity was limited to those that spend time on Tumblr or gossip blogs.

Avengers is the only big budget film he was in and he wasn’t the lead — RDJ was. He’s not responsible for the BO success of that film any more than than the rest of the ensemble. It was a well written film, with independent films preceding it (Ironman, Thor, Cap Ass, Hulk) to get the moviegoing public interested in a…

Tom is nowhere near A-list. He’s internet famous because of his role as Loki, but his fandom is only a fraction of Taylor’s size. A-list in Hollywood means they get first dibs on the best, most sought-after roles and they get the biggest paychecks. They’re considered box office draws and able to put butts in seats and…

Blake Lively looks more mature than her age; Ryan looks younger than 39. In comparison, Taylor looks younger than 26 and Tom looks closer to 40. Hence, why he’s been nicknamed “Uncle Hiddles” on another site. They don’t look age appropriate, even if it’s only 9 years separating them.