FUCK YEAH PENN STATE!!!

@brainyblondie: sniff sniff. you're making me so nostalgic!!

@BlackCloudNurse: PENN STATE!!!

@nessunolosa: I will second that. @gah_face_plant: LOL. AGREED!

I completely agree with NOW's stance....Hooter's IS adult entertainment catering to children. BUT, there are so many other more important issues.

I couldn't even concentrate on this racist bullshit because ZOMG the guy on the top right keeps staring at me with his gorgeous and smoldering dark eyes... It's time for me to sleep with a desi!!!!

@JYA: You hit the nail on the motherfuckin head right there!!!!

Best mom advice - ALWAYS be in control of your money. Poor thing - she learned that the hard way.

In Syria on a twin bed in his parent's house. It was SUPER HOT, all three minutes of it.

I'm pretty sure his real last name is Lifshitz. I am pretty sure she'll change her name to Lauren Lauren more readily than Lauren Lifshitz or else they will kick her out of the DAR.

As if you people knew the meaning of the word "choose"

If you don't like this video, "Waz wrong wid you???"

you know how I DO

Don't be shocked peeps - Mystery McChristian does not have a wedding ring. This sub-communicates the efficacy of these "techniques."

In other news, Sarah Palin wrote the following on Christine O'Donnell's Facebook page: "Thanks bestie for making me look super smart!! xoxoxo."

@Penny: AGREED!!!!

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): hearted.

@cari: I absolutely agree - and I think this would be an ideal medication for many people.

"The days of our lives, for all of us, are numbered. We know that. And yes, there are certainly times when we aren't able to muster as much strength and patience as we would like. It's called being human." - EE

@Rumpy: I'll be honest. I can't decide whether your comment crosses the line from witty to uncomfortable. But there is a truth behind the punning.