@Halleisacollegefootballwhore: you just made me laugh out loud.

Dear God, it's me denapsu - when will I be woman enough to go between the thighs of the man up front?

For me, it comes with the territory of being from an immigrant family where body talk is all out in the open and loud. It still makes me intensely self conscious but I've learned to handle it (somewhat) smoothly :)

@HidingInCanada: if i could heart you again I would!!!

@LarryDavidsalterego: Hmmmm. that is a really interesting question actually. I'm pretty sure this guy was crazy regardless of religion but I do think that the pressure to marry and the discouraging of premarital sex has led to many early marriages and then divorce.

@nillawasteher2: No kidding! lol - if he really loved me, he would have bought me something I could resell! :)

@FIAH: lol. I know right?? :)

Oh man. This is my favorite type of story to share (and I have multiple stalker stories!!)

@everythingsfree: I could watch six hours straight of Cash Cab!

@AGirlFromIpanema: dammit! I kept forgetting what they were called. :) thanks for the heads up.

But where are the sculptures of light fixtures??

@Peppermint: awesome. I wish I could heart you again.

@LeRollingStoner: you just made me laugh out loud.

@Gates Hayes: you and me both girl

My heart breaks this morning because of this man's loss, Bryan's Lentz's loss, Patrick Murphy's loss and Dan Onorato's loss. and that is just in PA!!!!

@megazona: lol.

@BeetsGoOn: seriously! I think humans instinctively respond to touch!

I plan on having a baby specifically to have a captive audience for my singing and mandatory cuddling in the rocking chair. I can't wait to snuggle up and nom the hell out of Baby Denapsu.

@hambonetoblerone: omg you just made me actually laugh out loud.

@Moretta: OMG I love this :)