@OutofShell: I thought the SAME thing!!! Maybe there's a 20 pound cyst in my ass.... lol

Who do I nomnom first, Mario or the baby??? Decisions, decisions.

OMG Pennsylvania Jezzies - SANTORUM!!!!

nom nom nom. damn you ovaries for aching!!

@Ima B. Me: lol. I'm pretty sure he's wearing NOTHING and that's just his cute little baby fat all scrunched up. :)

@ShaynaLK: This is the plot to In Her Shoes.

'"Don't misquote me as wanting to hurt homosexual people in any way," Paladino said just after the event. "That would be a dastardly lie."'

@RiotGrrrl: that's what I was thinking!!! and the hot pink velor couches :)

@je suis prest: awesome.

@tinyphoto: I wish I could heart you again!!

I can't decide who to nom-nom first....sigh. WANT BABY WITH THIS MAN!

"how to make do with whatever products you find when you wake up in the handsome stranger from last night's bedroom and need to head straight to work. "

Clearly 100% gay and self-hating. See, e.g. Ted Haggard.

Why is it when people suggest that we "rethink marriage," the conclusion is always multiple wives, rather than multiple husbands?

Any second now, the media will run a story on how Hilary should ask Kristin on hair tips.

Oh god. When Iran is pointing out hypocrisy (and not total incorrectly) - there is something wrong with the world.

@ketamineKitty: oh good. Looks like we're in great company!! :)

I'll be honest. I think 50's funny. I know, I'm a bad person.

@Hooplehead: LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Everyone in the world looks at attractive people of both sexes, and it is pretty impressive that you are self aware enough to realize that it may influence your daughter if done to an extreme. Great article and interesting perspective