I know they are all too cool for school, but can one of these models at least crack a smile?? u wouldn't be able to wipe the smile off my face if I was wearing ANY of these FABULOUS creations. Who designs for Marchesa?

@Cribbage Left: you made me laugh out loud (wait...you're kidding right?)

@LazyHippo: I see what you're saying, but I hope he's lying and that he gets his ass handed to him by the ethics board.

Someone in Wisconsin needs to contact the Wisconsin Disciplinary Board (they call it the Office of Lawyer Regulation) and file a grievance STAT. This man is an embarrassment to the profession and should be disbarred or suspended. In Philly, he'd be shamed to an inch of his life (or at least, I hope he would).

@MsJanani: yeah I see what you're saying. I more related to the feeling pathetic + law degree. The other stuff was just fluff :)

@denapsu: PS. Not that I blame my law degree for lack of personal life. I blame my ass for that. :)

I want to be outraged like the rest of you, but I'm not. BECAUSE THIS IS MY LIFE.

@TadpoleAngel: yes let's!! I thought that was weirdly incestuous.

@weirdette: OMG. perfect.

I read through every comment in order to get ideas so that I'll have an awesome comeback the next time someone calls me a fat bitch. Thank you guys - love you all :)

These kinds of people don't use "fat" as in "overweight" or as a physical desriptor...they were really using fat as "ugly, unattractive and undesirable." That makes me so sad.

@Holy Carp: Then...I DIED.

"Say what you want about the word "MILF" itself, it's kind of nice that there's a genre that sexualizes moms and other women in positions of authority."

@chocolateandpeanutbutter: lol. you and me both!! If only I could regain the missing 213445438 hours I have already put in ;)

@chocolateandpeanutbutter: preach it sister. I watch every piece of crap on tv and I draw the line HERE!!

@quietlymakingnoise: DITTO! Me too - The foaming face wash gets off all of my eye makeup and I wear A LOT, mascara, liquid eyeliner, pencil eyeliner, eyeshadow and foundation. Good recommendation!

I totally get this - I want the wedding so bad I can taste it!! (or is it the blueberry pie?)

@vitajex: that was an awesome reply....hearted!!

I am proud to say I've read most of these books. My all time fav is called Fancy Pants, about a spoiled British girl who falls in love with a down on his luck Texan golfer. I made every one of my nine collegiate roommates read it!

I am f-lummoxed by this story.