What, being a talking bear with pants isn’t good enough? He’s out there every damn day deflecting space lasers with that shovel while people like you body shame him for having a pre-hibernation physique. The other bears may have sold out to Big Toilet Paper, but Smokey will always be a true patriot no matter what the…

I lived through the 2018 campfire that destroyed paradise, all I can think is it’s gonna get worse. Hopefully no one else gets trapped in an 8 hour evacuation out of the fire zone. It fuckin’ sucks looking in the rear view mirror, waiting for a fireball to come roaring down at you.

One day my grandchildren will ask me, as we float in the blimp city over the ash, fire, and lava hellscape of the former PNW, how it got to be this way. “Grandpa,” they will ask “what happened to our world?”

MKBHD: “So I’ve been being tracked by the FBI for about a week now...”

Twitter interface: 4 out of 5 handcuffs; one off because it seems like someone’s been reading my DM’s.

I want a Gizmodo reviews comparing this against the latest cellphone technology. How’s the camera, how’s the sound, where will it fall on the recommended list? 

Did you read the first paragraph?

Wow, you don’t understand capitalism or socialism. There are places in this country where people have only one choice for internet because of capitalism, not socialism. Capitalism has created massive wealth concentrated in a few companies. They use their wealth to influence the government to make laws that make…

So if I post the same video of me hydrofoiling with an American flag on independence day, it would also be jingoist cringey and pandering? Dude its HIS facebook profile. Its not like he made it part of a fb ad or fed it into your news feed like sponsored content. He can still have a facebook profile, you don’t have to…

Our hero! <3

You lost me with “ngaf what anyone thought”. It’s painfully obvious that these billionaires like Zuck and Musk care SO much about what people think. It’s why they do this type of shit in the first place.

Well sure, but the thing about all these weird, robotic billionaires is how much they WANT to come off as normal and relatable. Look at Elon Musk, who acts like a 14 year old who just discovered 4-chan.

Underrated comment! 🤣

It’s pretty cringey. If Rudd did it, I would assume it was meant to be ironic. Zuck does it to be relatable and cool, which makes it come off as cringey.

He’s on his way to stop the ocean fire

You are a stellar boot licker. LOL

People who aren’t billionaires but inexplicably worship billionaires: I support him!  This is a fine use of money!

Hey, it’s normal to have the most luxurious sanctuary, but still want to socialize and appear “normal” to the rest of the world you sheltered yourself from. All while at the same time sending lobbyists to Congress to attempt to make the people you demand attention from’s lives worse for your own materialistic gain.

America: “Just stop selling my personal information to corporations and pay your taxes. That’s all I want.”

The camera should slowly zoom out to reveal that this is all taking place in a westworld park.