I keep waiting for some toddler or young kid to do this on a Tesla. 

My long term parking is in a garage so I am not much worried about transmitter hacks, so I have my car set to lock automagicaly when the fob exits close proximity for more than a few seconds. It means I have to open a front door or trunk first, but it's otherwise pretty great. Especially when carrying groceries and a…

I mean, it doesn’t deture human theives (just ask anyone in a city with a homeless population), why should it scare a bear?

This. Though those look new enough to have fob locks.

I remember staying in a summer camp where some soda had been left in the camp shop over the winter. The door was locked, so the bears just opened it like a sardine can, then proceded to neatly puncture each soda can so the contents sprayed into their mouths.

Yeah, actually that makes this case even more ironic. This basically only benefits Samsung and Apple, who collectively hold the vast majority of the market already.

Android is not, Google is. Just to be clear. But I agree that it's BS to apply this to Google flavored Android and not iOS. For that matter, does this apply to Amazon/Kindle flavored Android?

Kickstarter?

The problem with using one for kids is that it isn't LATCH or seatbelt compatible. Make one with rubber holes for car seats and seatbelts and I'm in.

You can treat cloth with ultra-hydrophobe. Unless you want your car to smell permanently of boot wax, good luck doing that to leather. Especially the thin perf stuff that's in vogue because people realized leather doesn't breath and gets super hot during the summer and stiff and cold (like the dead body it is) in the…

Treated cloth seats will take your leather seats any day. You can soak cotton in ultra-hydrophobe and the junk just rolls off. Dog looks at your leather cross eyed though and it’s got runs and scratches. Also, cloth is never too hot to touch on a summer day, or brittle cold (okay, unless you soak it, don’t let it dry…

You'll never write a song like me...

Or every Marvel movie in the last three years?

This word appropriation... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Everybody is not cool with it. But some groups (probably including Arab Americans) would be happy with some positive mass media so I imagine this won't hear a lot of outcry. Also don't expect Disney to do the non-Disney version. Oh, and maybe watch The Shape of Water if your magic isn't gritty enough.

Yeah, as much as I am not sure I can live with a not Robin Williams genie, I think bringing him back from the grave would be enough to keep me from seeing the movie.

To be fair, that’s pretty real for cougars, though I think I have never heard of one attacking a horse. Cyclists though, for sure, so what do I know?

Sorry yo hear about this, and it's a reasonable point. In my city, I would say 'just grab a rental ebike for the week' but I acknowledge we are a special case. Hopefully it's an indication and a model for the future of other places though. And if I were a San Francisco entrepreneur, I would be looking for a site to…

There's plenty of hate to go around, but by all means be angry at the other people who support improvement to the infrastructure you use.

And every time I see someone posting about their assumptions about a group, I think that person should probably be dealing with their issues in private with a professional instead of airing them in public. #intentionallyIronic