Right, I’m sure they weren’t at all concerned with keeping their jobs, and before Trump came on they all voted for the nicest person they knew and all decided it was Trump. It definitely wasn’t a tighty whity network producer saying ‘there are plenty of commedians who would be happy to work here, and besidesyou had…

Maybe BOOTS is thinking that if he asks right, he can have his cake and eat it too. Aka, he (and maybe his partner) can get off on a little Savage voyerism and not actually be outed. Next step: submit (teehee) something for Hump Festival.

Are we talking red sauce or white sauce?

Yeah, I think everyone else thinks any pic on the internet over a year old is in the stacks, unless something happens to bring it up. Something besides the new girl digging for things to be insecure about. That’s always going to be a self fulfilling profecy and it’s one with no bottom.

WinSock!

https://xkcd.com/1871/

Father of two here. Our two car garage holds a pilot (in no way cool but a great car for functionality and the only 2016 6+ seat vehicle that had cloth seats and top end safety features, and a vehicle that easily fits parts of play sets, fence boards, bikes, grandparents, or the dog and suitcases for a weekend trip up…

How’s that working out for you?

But a wagon? A WAGON? What is this, Oregon Trail? Seriously, don't get a wagon: somone will probably die of dissentary. 

Then it's probably a wise investment. Being a dad is both fine and definitely worse than anyone told you. If you have your doubts, it's not for you. 

A dog put a scratch in powder coat? Urk. 

There’s a section of I5 in Portland, OR with sharp curves and inadequate grading. Probably don't want to hussle a minivan around that at more than 60 mph, especially on a wet day. A mini (not van) should do fine, assuming decent tires though.

Is it retroactive?

Because someone will think I am being a jerk...

Nice. Gotta try this now.

Oh, right, that's the other thing I have in my fridge besides nut cheese.

Drink it up.

Yup, just to be sure, let’s also label the cow juice ‘bovine lactate’ to avoid confusion with coconut product. And by the way, if you think bovine mammmary excretions are a suitible substitute for human breastmilk or even formula, you shouldn't be throwing words like 'clueless' around.

Um, Canada is not the vanguard of excellent food policy. I mean, are you trying to say that the people who made poutine a national dish are the progressive leaders in healthy diets and moderation in milk and meat consumption?

I have nut cheese in my refrigerator. I'm not describing a product, that's the brand name.