Osweiler would be a fool to leave Denver. If that offense and defense could get a broken down Peyton Manning and an untested 4th year QB through the season and to a super bowl win, then he better stick with them. He won’t have that luxury in Houston.

I’m usually not much of a stickler for grammar, but that comma is bad enough to be called Leroy Brown.

Nerd Counterpoint #1: Julio Fucking Jones

Oh, you didn’t like the nose-in-air idiotic tone of this piece either?

“You Should Be a Middle Reliever” happens to be the opening track (a collab with Talib Kweli) on Lupe Fiasco’s next album. Talib goes pretty deep, recounting the days back when he was only marginally popular at his Connecticut boarding school.

I guess there’s another possibility: that occasional bad refereeing decisions in the enormous kaleidoscope of global sports aren’t really enough to make broad damning generalizations about all sports. Perspective is so passe, though.

It will, unfortunately, not stop 3/4 of every Gawker comment section (politics or non-politics) from devolving into a Hil v Bern slapfest.

Congratulations on doggedly pursuing the point, and very nearly getting it within your grasp

Somewhere, a Salon writer is using this jumpoff for a Thinkpiece about how We Need To Talk About Pizza’s Race Problem

Yes. Fuck that amazing football player who’s put together a storied career and won more games than anyone in NFL history period. He is Old and should Retire. He is a Fool for still playing and still being the quarterback of the team that won the Super Bowl. That guy needs to drop his disillusion that he is good…

Your post is so full of evidence that it’s hard to argue with.

If you have to come up with a reason, I very much doubt that his wealth had anything to do with this. Try brain chemistry, upbringing, trauma, lack of moral character, any of which are rarely the result of wealth. Wealth! The Disease that makes White People more horrible than other types of people.

So the guy sitting at his desk commenting on Deadspin is unimpressed with someone being worth $60 million. What a place.

If there’s a correct usage of Stay Woke shoot me in the damn head.

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

You’re right. They were in Denver, where the LAN that supports their tablet-based analysis sytem mysteriously went down. You know, the LAN supplied by the home team... the cheatin’ broncos. Or doesn’t that fit your narrative?

Not that I can recall. Privately, however, I can think of one, perhaps.

This is of course the correct take for the blissfully ignorant. Also very hot.

I don’t buy this “oh, they got into his head” storyline. They knocked Brady down or got to him 20 times yesterday, and yet he still got up every time and got the last second TD and had a chance for the tying two at the end of the game. This was despite Vollmer and Cannon putting in the worst performances by offensive…