You know what, jackass, you come here in NYC, live here for a little bit, get to know what the real estate looks like with your own two eyes and realize just how big this city is — and I’m not just talking about Manhattan here — and then talk your nonsense bullshit all the way from fucking Finland. Asshole.

So all 40 of you can get to your reindeer farms. There are 8 million people in NYC dumbass.

Umm, that’s the exact reason for the fermi paradox. There is no data right now to suggest otherwise.

Pretty sure hes saying that its weird to run with a story once you have confirmed that there is no story and to change said story into how you confirmed said story was in fact, not a story.

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.

So in other words, they’ll be like every other team’s fans...

What the fuck are you talking about?

This is a frightening peek into our Branded™ and overly litigious future.

I don’t know what caused it, but I’m pretty sure that a $5M investigation will soon come up with a theory that justifies taking away draft picks from the Patriots.

She’s transgender at FOUR YEARS OLD and you knew and changed pronouns at THREE? That sounds more like a lifestyle choice YOU are making for the child rather than letting her grow up and discover herself.

How the fuck does a four year old know what gender they want to be? I wanted to be a robot when I was four. Jesus people. Supporting your children is great but this is insane.

Yeah, pretty easy to flop when all of the neural transmissions between your brain and various appendages are violently interrupted due to blunt force trauma.

Winona State could always forfeit the victory. Which would be 100% the right thing to do.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Look, I’m sorry. I really am. But here’s what I think:

You know, the first ten minutes of There Will Be Blood contained no Oscar-worthy acting because there was no dialogue. Or so would say a complete fucking idiot.

Those are the people that play BJ and don’t realize that the person playing “incorrectly” has just as much of a chance to make everyone win as they do to make everyone lose. Same type of people that hypocritically won’t hit on soft 18 if dealer is showing 9+ (which is statistically the “correct” thing to do). I never…

There is no way to change the odds at a roulette table.

So I should read more books by women, especially women of color, I just shouldn’t talk about it or tell anyone I’m doing it, which would include encouraging others to do it.