Actually, Maxine Waters is a representative from California. She just thinks she’s president.

It’s okay. He’s not really President. Pay him no mind. This isn’t really happening. It’s all a bad dream, and soon you will wake up and OH NO SHIT JEEZUZ HE’S PRESIDENT!!! Sucks to be you.

It’s okay. He’s not really President. Pay him no mind. This isn’t really happening. It’s all a bad dream, and soon you will wake up and OH NO SHIT JEEZUZ HE’S PRESIDENT!!! Sucks to be you.

I am agog at the silliness of you.

I am agog at the silliness of you.

Sure. And the best cheese is Velveeta.

Sure. And the best cheese is Velveeta.

No. It just relegates “Republicans” (like McCain, Rubio and the rest of them) to third place. This “party” is still forming; it’s new and amorphous, but it is very, very real.

We have a very viable third party. It just elected a president.

We have a very viable third party. It just elected a president.

Why, it sounds like you’re describing what the media calls “Trump voters.”

Why, it sounds like you’re describing what the media calls “Trump voters.”

Oh, by all means! In fact, buy a hotel chain and open a new Netflix account for every room. You could call it the “Guilty Pleasure,” and cater to all the guilt fantasies of virtuous people nationwide.

Oh, by all means! In fact, buy a hotel chain and open a new Netflix account for every room. You could call it the “Guilty Pleasure,” and cater to all the guilt fantasies of virtuous people nationwide.

Well, 62,979,879 people voted for Trump. Not sure how many more support him.

Well, 62,979,879 people voted for Trump. Not sure how many more support him.

It’s just terrible that this DeVos person will now wreck our fine educational system, which has been so admirably designed and well-run for so many years now. Her radical and backwards ideas threaten to undo the decades of progressive enlightenment that have made our schools the envy of nations. Say goodbye to our…

It’s just terrible that this DeVos person will now wreck our fine educational system, which has been so admirably designed and well-run for so many years now. Her radical and backwards ideas threaten to undo the decades of progressive enlightenment that have made our schools the envy of nations. Say goodbye to our…

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What do you call the coach who engineered the greatest comeback in the history of sports?