If he’s a dog, why are you doing all the yapping?

If he’s a dog, why are you doing all the yapping?

If he’s a dog, why are you doing all the yapping?

Stupid man now president. Bright woman now relic. Stupid, stupid man. Bye bye, bright woman. I confused. Why so stupid man beat so smart woman? Stupid, stupid man. I miss you, smart woman. Come back soon. But for now, stupid man is in charge. Maybe smart woman can fix. No? Okay. So — stupid man wins. Just…

The stupid here is almost overwhelming.

Okay, thanks.

Rant on. But reality exerts itself, and the next few weeks will expose the futility of your assertions.

Rant on. But reality exerts itself, and the next few weeks will expose the futility of your assertions.

Stalking? No. Just looking. And see what I have found.

Stalking? No. Just looking. And see what I have found.

Funny how this erotic theme continues in your comments. Maybe you need to get out more — meet some people who can help you channel your sex drive someplace other than Deadspin’s comment section.

Wrong again. I didn’t type it twice — kinja posted it twice. But you did get one thing right — I am a genius.

I cannot see how my rejection of reader “stars” as a reliable measure of your opinion’s value or accuracy means that I claim there is “no metric available.” There is one. According to Rasmussen Reports, “overall, 57 percent approve of the president, while just 43 percent disapprove.” You remember Rassmussen? …

You have fantasies, I see.

You have fantasies, I see.

He lives inside your head, doesn’t he? Must be very, very hard for you.

Well, there’s something to that. Jones is awesome.

Well, there’s something to that. Jones is awesome.

It really doesn’t matter now, does it. His approval rating has absolutely no bearing on his power — any more than the number of stars you get from “readers” confirms your opinion. I threw in the “autocorrect” slur (yeah, right) just to piss you off.

It really doesn’t matter now, does it. His approval rating has absolutely no bearing on his power — any more than the number of stars you get from “readers” confirms your opinion. I threw in the “autocorrect” slur (yeah, right) just to piss you off.