Wrong again. I didn’t type it twice — kinja posted it twice. But you did get one thing right — I am a genius.

I cannot see how my rejection of reader “stars” as a reliable measure of your opinion’s value or accuracy means that I claim there is “no metric available.” There is one. According to Rasmussen Reports, “overall, 57 percent approve of the president, while just 43 percent disapprove.” You remember Rassmussen? …

You have fantasies, I see.

You have fantasies, I see.

He lives inside your head, doesn’t he? Must be very, very hard for you.

Well, there’s something to that. Jones is awesome.

Well, there’s something to that. Jones is awesome.

It really doesn’t matter now, does it. His approval rating has absolutely no bearing on his power — any more than the number of stars you get from “readers” confirms your opinion. I threw in the “autocorrect” slur (yeah, right) just to piss you off.

It really doesn’t matter now, does it. His approval rating has absolutely no bearing on his power — any more than the number of stars you get from “readers” confirms your opinion. I threw in the “autocorrect” slur (yeah, right) just to piss you off.

What a wonderfully elegant and reasoned response.

What a wonderfully elegant and reasoned response.

Because it’s a way we can make believe we are superior to Tom Brady, one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, aboiut whom we actually know very little, other than:

Actually, the world is pretty fond of Tom Brady. Right now his jersey is the third-highest seller on NFL.com, right behind Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott.

Not just indoctrinating them...

Not just indoctrinating them...

You people will believe anything, won’t you? Wrestling. You get it?

Gee, this thing has really just gotten right on top of you, hasn’t it? Should there be a congressional investigation?

Fascinating.

Right! The government should pay everyone. It’s not fair!

Let me know when you get through to them.