You lost.

Oh, my goodness! Someone tried to tell Ta-Nehisi Coates about racism? Why, that’s like talking to Fidel Castro about freedom!

Oh, my goodness! Someone tried to tell Ta-Nehisi Coates about racism? Why, that’s like talking to Fidel Castro about freedom!

Well, there’s always the old reliable:

Your fantasies are revealing, but not interesting. Can you find another hoax to swallow whole, but this time do something funny with it? Thx, Ed.

When you go to bed at night, is the last thing you see before you drop off to sleep Donald Trump?

It’s always been a badminton blog. You just didn’t know it.

You’re getting drilled like a rotten molar here, sonny. As you should be. You bleated out an adolescent whimper and now you need to accept the spanking you have earned.

This is hilarious. A Trump tweet will goad NK into “starting a nuclear war?” Seriously, child, get a grip.

8 days and counting. And nothing you can do. Infuriating to be so angry and so helpless, isn’t it?

It’s such a shame. You never would have found Hillary cozying up to billionaires in off-the-record meetings.

Actually, a lot of people in New York like Donald Trump. And voted for him. And if you think New Yorkers “have the local pols and administrators by the short and curlies,” you haven’t been paying attention. No one is treated with greater contempt by their politicians than New York City voters.

Just think. For 24 hours or so, the Jets head coach was Bill Belichick.

Envious sniping from a reformed drunk who hates everyone that still can have a few without lapsing into a binge coma.

But even the offensive linemen probably know the difference between the neuter singular possessive pronoun and the contraction for “it is.”

Who’s Matt Ryan?

Where you will starve to death in about two months. Unless someone kills you and eats you first.

Now that Hitler is literally president, is Eva the first lady? Does that mean Goering is next in line? Will we launch U-boats against British shipping? My god, think of the horrors!

The markets seem to feel otherwise.

Jill Stein is demanding a recount.