“This is like taking a great tasting dinner, pureeing it and stuffing it into an IV bag for direct vein injection to sidestep all the tedious chewing that takes place in regular dining...”

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

I made the mistake of reading the comments on that article last night and am honestly still sort of amazed by how many people really, truly do believe - despite proof - that voter fraud is a huge issue (and also that Hillary somehow rigged the primaries and is rigging the election. Also isn’t it ironic that this rage…

You know, not sure if I want to play Pokemon Go if I’m in a 918...