Oh, sweetie. No. Just, no.

Well, he owes a pretty big debt to Robert Wagner, but I’m not sure how that figures into him being in tons and tons of shit movies.

Why are you asking me questions like I’m going to answer you?

Well, you are being kind of an in-your-face asshole about veganism. Can you not see that? Because the rest of us can.

I think the Hoyo character is a dude. A Somali-Canadian gay black dude. Who’s actually a fat, lonely white guy. He’s probably really Canadian, though.

Oof, big mistake. Don’t ever, ever, ever, ever talk about grammar on the internet. Ever. Now you’re going to have 150 notifications from the “well, actually” set.