bold drug stance

I think American Ninja Warrior should be a competition between 12 year-old kids to decide who's the best ninja. Their commitment would dwarf that of these jocks.

can we have both? we've been good all week.

the idea reminds me of Beckett's The Unnamable (https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…. I don't know many people that have read Beckett's Molloy trilogy but they are my favorite novels. The Unnamable is just incredible.
“And yet sometimes it seems to me I am there, among the incriminated scenes, tottering under the attributes…

well, Artis Thompson in the clip up top is 190 at least and he's very big. I'm 6ft and 180lbs and swinging from my fingers like Artis would be impossible for me.

I think the sport needs a villain like The Iron Sheik that insults the crowd as he/she is going through the course.

I like it. I hope it's better than the NBA's option of selling you the games of a single team, but not your local team because that would conflict with local TV's broadcast.

Maury really made me proud to be an American. And by proud I mean worried and hopeless.

when Springer added a boxing bell sound to his show that would play right before guests came to blows, I thought maybe, maybe he wasn't seriously trying to help people.

I'm not sure where Tom Strong is ranked by comics fan in general, but I really liked and I think it's an example of how Moore could be endlessly creative on a small scale.

and Tom Strong?

no, he's not. But they have an eternal mark on them, I'm sorry.

the score was great, too. It sounds like someone stomping on your head.

but he was protesting US foreign policy…and he's from Germany. No one should stand when they play the German anthem, including the soccer players.

as someone who, in fact, does not respect the troops, I hate that so many people get lumped in with me undeservingly.

I had a friend visit from Germany and we went to an MLB game and he wouldn't stand for the US anthem because of its foreign policy. I mean, I think anthems at games are dumb and everything, but he had some balls not standing and being from freaking Germany.

is there video of him trying to put that fro into a helmet? I need to see that.

thank you. Whenever I wear the American flag as a big diaper people get offended and I always say, "but you agree with my…wait a sec…ahhhhh…goals, right?" Strangely, the message gets lost.

It looks like a parade float, which is kind of hilarious. I hope it was designed by a committee of jocks saying things like "it needs more swirls".

no mention of Jonah Hex, eh?