you went out a long way for that, but dammit if it wasn't worth it.

you gotta wonder about an Aaron Sorkin script when a Shakespearean actor is intimidated by it.

“I have never heard anyone celebrate being alone in a song. I couldn’t think of one.”
So you've never listened to Joni Mitchell?

well, you'd have to be a psychopath not to shop at Joe's. Those chocolate-stuff pretzels, man.

it also comes up dead last in the annual happiest countries in Europe list. I mean, even with all that delicious food living in a state with 12% unemployment and a super corrupt government makes you very unhappy.

because season 3 did 55 days? Yeah, that's kind of nuts.

1984 was pretty spot on.

I'm confused. Shouldn't the old Chinese man have known Kung Fu. I thought we agreed that this is a fact in movies.

Plus their insurance is going to go up!

as a kid he had a steady diet of Sea Monkeys.

:: Shatner leaves the recording studio ::
Sound engineer: "Okay, Mr. Shatner, we're reading for you."

don't forget "picked on Black American"

well, Survivor does two seasons a year. If there were to leave these people out on an island for a whole old-style TV season they'd all be dead.

that was Guatemala. there have been lots of evacuations since then including ones caused by heat stroke. Just last season in fact. the show is still clinging onto a survival of the fittest theme even though Richard Hatch discarded that in season 1 like so much clothes.

oh they still do. Last season was kind of done in by letting the players suffer heat stroke when it wasn't necessary and letting minor wounds fester until they had to be evacuated. They give the contestants sunscreen but not a little antibiotics. It's dumb and it takes out some good competitors.

trying to think who that might have been. I'd guess Greg Buis.

nice article, Nathan. Thanks.

the dildos that bought the dumb watches

at least Walmart sells LG cell phones that come WITH the $40 Speakeasy plan and do practically everything an iPhone does just a tiny bit worse. For free.

but it's not a phone, too, so why? I mean, other than doing what Neal Young tells you to.