If 3 million people are willing to shell out $500+ on an ipad, believe me, there will be many times that number of people willing to shell out $200 for this. The average buyer isn't going to give a crap about lame games or lag issues. They're just going to see the demo on Jimmy Fallon and say "me want."

I'll kill you with my teacu- I mean snow globe.

@Aklost:Get poor quick scheme:

Death... by goonygoogoo!

@stifflittlefinger: Whoah, talk about body language!

I'm seeing another Hitler parody video here.

@Pete Gaines: I was much less optimistic about finding useful information, and, consequently, much less disappointed.

This thread needs nudity.

@snitch: Regardless of who's fault it is, have fun sleeping on the couch.

@Brownski: Can I have Genny's Heinie?

@im2fools: GTL!

@heath: I think my primary hard drive might be corrupting me.

@groundlessnfree: I could really massacre a taco right now.

The Catholic church is still around?

I wonder if the kind of parent that might not normally allow their child to play with a gun, would allow them to play with this, due to the huge emasculating glowing blue ball blocking the barrel.

Who cares about using it as a remote for other devices? And who really cares about Wii-like gaming? I want to replace my mouse with it.

Is it really teaching us to 'respect bird's space?' To me, the lesson here is that purposefully fucking with birds on camera will get your video on a major gadget news site.

@Slinkytech: I agree 100% You shouldn't be able to keep the remaining fabric in place with your hand because there should be nothing left.

If they really want to get their message to the people of Japan, use bittorrent and give it to them for free.

This thread is useless without video