Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

DeMarcus Ware took Oher to the cleaners; thankfully Sandra Bullock picked him up a few hours later.

He’ll be OK. Dalton’s baggage always seems to find him in the first round of the playoffs.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.