The formula used to calculate the 87-92% intrigues me...

What you have to realize is that football is a very physical game, and they could call holding on literally any play. What I'm mad about is all the moving screens that weren't called.

Maybe they were just paying tribute to the best multiplayer map in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2?

In related news, Durant is now feuding with Paul Levesque. Word on the street is that it will eventually payoff in a match at SummerSlam.

I think YOU'RE the one jumping the gun, Tom, reducing the list of rappers KD has beef with to one

That's good too see. Hopefully one day Anthony Bennett will also be able to sort out his problems with the game.

The pitcher had the ball the whole time

That's pretty late man. Shitting in the office ? I gotta get my deuce in before I shower or my day is all fucked up.

As a NOLAite, I will gladly tell you that the vomit and pee are pretty unproblematic, but the main issue is actually broken glass containers (which are technically illegal but people still do it).

I wasn't trying to make any point about the US team or the FIFA rankings. I was simply correcting an error in the original article here, which said the USA's rank was 14. (They've since corrected it.)

I couldn't care less what it does or doesn't mean. I just cared that the above story included an incorrect fact.

He's also going to buy the St. Louis Rams and Tampa Bay Lightning, then move them along with the Clippers to Washington to play in a still-being-built bowling alley outside Redmond, all in the name of creating a common user experience across platforms.

the more I see Sterling, the more he reminds me of Mickey Rourke

I work as a bartender and prep cook now, but the story I'm about to tell comes from my time working at a 3-screen movie theatre. It was on Halloween probably 5 or so years ago, and my roommate and I needed to stop by the theatre, during which time my co-worker regaled us of something that had happened to him maybe 15…

I was working as a manager at a wing place one summer. Two middle age guys came in and sat down at a table near the front door. They ordered and had already been served when an angry woman barges in. She started hitting one of the guys with her purse and yelling about how terrible of a person he is. I assume he was…

Or, indeed, shitty people like you.

Oh man, I have two stories for you.

I've stiffed servers on a tip three times in my life:

Another bar tending story: