Say that when your kids turn out to be Ted Cruz supporters.

That stuff was already on his site, it just got forefronted.

I voted for Todos’ son.

You’d be a couple steps closer to your goal if you learned how to write more effectively. Or think more effectively, given that ‘warrior’ ≠ ‘sportfighter’, and ‘got a literature degree from Mississippi Valley State’ ≠ ‘poet’.

I fingerbanged Affliction guy’s girlfriend, but it wasn’t much fun, so I’m still salty about it.

He’s right about baseball, though. Compared to basketball or soccer, it is ‘dumb’.

So? Dude wasn’t criticizing the amount of effort.

I’m glad he ruined your day with his.

Accurate, but very unpleasant.

As someone who saw enough of Bad Porn Maggette in a Warriors jersey to last ten lifetimes, I think the Sixers deserve another two or three seasons before everyone decides it’s clear that the plan is stupid and or evil.

Fart.

“Private of her upbringing” “open of it”

You got me on the Chip and Dip.

Mostly, you get an image instead of the burner squares.

Lowe = Pete Campbell

No surprise, given that he’s the best film critic alive, but it’s nice to hear that Morris is going to get picked up immediately if he leaves.

If you don’t want to be an asshole by association, maybe get off Gawker.

YOU JUST JEALOUS.

What the everloving fuck is it that drives people to be so purposefully ignorant? This isn’t lack of education or even intelligence, it’s an active disbelief of the available evidence, justified by ever more elaborate constructions of conspiracies whose goal is to trick the rest of the public into believing the ‘lie’.

The Rand Paul-wing probably backs off ‘crime’ a little, simply because they don’t like the government policing stuff, generally.