Even if Hawes turned out decent, trading away Dudley for him was a mistake. Dudley’s a competent 3-and-D guy, and that’s more valuable to them than a slightly better guy to take up the 8 minutes that DJ or Blake sits.

Also, just on the off-chance, are you Tina Fey/Jack Burditt/Robert Carlock? Your name, and the Kenneth-phrasing in 1. and the Tracy-phrasing in 2. lead a curious mind to wonder.

You really ought to write a book. That second one is just... *cartoony italian chef gesture*

You made this up.

Boooooo. This sucks.

Pelicans. Davis could do 40/20 a night and they’ll still lose in 5, because the rest of the roster is a tire fire.

Really? I only see 4-5 teams really in contention, depending on how much faith one has left in the Hawks.

Did you not read the article? It’s not even explicitly stated in the game that the character is gay.

Morgellons is a very clever joke. This is what it looks like when we take the beliefs/emotions/perceptions of everyone at face value.

Thank goodness! Now there’s a precedent for me to legally prevent my wife from eating fast food and getting fat. Does Wells Fargo have a special account/mobile app that requires explicit consent for all purchases?

There is. Employers are required to cover the difference between the minimum wage and the lower, 'tipped' min-wage, should the combination of the server's tips + the lower minimum not meet the regular minimum wage.

There is. Employers are required to cover the difference between the minimum wage and the lower, 'tipped' min-wage, should the combination of the server's tips + the lower minimum not meet the regular minimum wage.

There is. Employers are required to cover the difference between the minimum wage and the lower, 'tipped' min-wage, should the combination of the server's tips + the lower minimum not meet the regular minimum wage.

Why didn't you just dismiss them, and then tell them to fuck a rake?

I love the idea of telling a shouter "I've been yelled at by far better than you" to shut them up.

Precedent? They've fired writers for bad behavior before.

And Taylor would’ve lost her head in that gaping maw of his.

I hope that Bob Zimmerman is the kind of guy who would shit on his kid for thinking that a #1 song somehow proves that you’re on the level.

C’mon, that’s not what I’d call ‘coming up organically’.

Thanks, you really clarified what I was trying to get at.