#BIASEDGODSCURSE

You thought that was so important that you wrote two drafts of it and posted both?

Do you also assume he’s unaware that the Pelicans played a game? Hell, even if he doesn’t know that they’re playing, he’s probably aware that they were one game back, and that every team plays the same number of games. Basically, if the Pelicans haven’t played yet, and the Thunder lose, the Thunder still don’t control…

Eh, maybe not.

Nobody’s going to call this one?

I wasn’t even a basketball fan, but the Horry 3 that killed the Kings. If that rebound was a foot wide, he wouldn’tve made the shot.

Yeah... but what about TMAC?

If you stepped on his foot because you were off-balance and trying to recover after getting crossed up, yeah.

Suck on that slo-mo, broken-ankle truthers.

If you weren't there (here?), it's not really a fair question. I just assumed.

Oh, I know. But it's the same principle as the vodka snob. Just drink your damn gin and eat an olive, there's no point in gussying it up with a splash of vermouth, since it just ends up increasing the volume of foul gin-drink that you have to down.

Yeah, just no Peychaud's.

If the policy changed now, would that absolve Cal (and the rest)?

It just shouldn't. It's a fucking terrible drink beloved of the same people who would enjoy a vodka tasting.

That's just dry vermouth.

This is a bunch of half-hipster claptrap.

Aww man, Joe Henchman is going to get totally jobbed. That's a great, understated NOTY name.

Again, waiters, in the absence of tips, earn the same minimum wage that a fast food worker or barista might. That they earn the minimum if they don't get the tips is a readily-available and oft pointed out fact that, like a raging Sean Hannity, y'all partisan assholes have chosen to shout past.

What do you gain from defending some random dude's opinion?

When a fancy high-rise condo building for millionaires goes up in a neighborhood and attracts a bunch of millionaires who start drag racing their Lamborghinis, you blame the millionaires, but also the condo developers. And Lamborghini. And whoever made the streets.